would ashley eat a cockroach?

Magic mountain has a new promotion (cnn) this year at Fright-Fest: Anyone who eats a live 4-inch cockroach gets a pass for 4 to cut in line for the rest of the day. My wife apparently thinks this is a good idea and tells me that she would eat the cockroach and "it would be totally worth it."

"i've eaten bugs before on a dare," she told me. Uh-huh. I'm sure that's true, but a 4-inch roach? I told her I didn't think she would do it and she says: "let the record show - that I, who know myself the best, know that I would totally do it."

So I've decided to ask the crowd. I'm asking those of you who know Ash to vote and/or post a comment below on if you think Ashley would eat a live cockroach to cut in line for a day at Magic Mountain. (Maybe if we can get enough people to vote we could get her to eat one anyway.) My vote is that she wouldn't do it. What do you think?