digital turntable altar

as far as i know, this is "legitimate." i picked up the 5x7 glossy flyer below at the video store. thats right folks, on nov. 12 the 1st techno church of worship is coming to valencia. the non-traditional church including-EFX Projection, Tribal Drums, Silk Streamers and Flags, Fogger, Strobe Lighting, Tamborines, and a Digital Turntable Altar.